hello cgpa friends (=^.^=)
so i've been staring at haskell documentation for approximately 72 hours straight and I still cannot figure out what a monad actually is. I understand that:
i understand the code. but why do I feel nothing. like, spiritually. what IS it nya~
i've read 17 monad tutorials. they all start with "monads are like burritos" or "a monad is just a wrapper" and then immediately spiral into category theory. one of them made me cry. (=;_;=)
please, once more, for the 400th time on this forum: can someone explain monads simply? just once? for me? for a cat girl who just wants to write some Haskell in peace?
( i have read all 399 previous times this was asked. they did not help. but maybe the 400th time will be different. this is called optimism. )